Monday, December 3, 2012

How to "Woo" a Shy girl

So I came across a rather interesting article today that teaches guys how to find, and get a "shy girl". He has a list of things that guys can do to recognize a shy girl, and successfully "woo" her. The funniest part is that he IS serious.

Firstly he addresses why men would want a "shy girl", citing various reasons such as the notion that shy girls have fewer sexual partners, they are not rude, opinionated, or loud-mouthed, here is my favorite one, shy girls are "girlish" not mature, independent or experienced.
Now i'm not a guy, but I can say, this ideal is a tad ridiculous. Upon further reading of the article I couldn't help but try and think if there was a girl on this planet like the "shy girl ideal" this guy describes, well I couldn't. As far as my knowledge of women goes, she doesn't exist, but please let me know if you can think of any worthy candidates for this mythical creature.

Secondly, he goes into how to spot a shy girl, and where you can find one. Obviously because shy girls are a sub category of "woman" so they all look and dress the same, naturally. They have small voices, walk with their feet inwards, and laugh when they are uncomfortable. (How cute).

The article is rather long, but the author does make sure to cover everything that pertains to the dating of a shy girl, from her "draw backs" to how to effectively "test" her, and referring to her prospect as a "hunt".

He finally ends with this: "When you finally do get in you’ll have the pleasure of saying, into her ear, “you’re my property now“.
Happy hunting"

I'm pretty sure this guy is trolling, but I really want to know, what do u guys think? Ladies?

Thoughts?

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